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Wonderfully described definitions.........
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either 
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before 
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life 
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
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